I'm Not Saying You're Old, But If You Were Milk.... I'd Sniff Ya First

-A7 Kraft Paper Envelope: Self seal because no one wants your spit, square flap.
-Printed on heavyweight, sustainably sourced paper stock.
-Each card is scored, ensuring a clean fold so you look like you care.
-Blank inside for you to write a fucking message.
-Comes inside a protective cellophane sleeve - no glove, no love!