I Smell Old People. Oh Shit That's You

-A7 Kraft Paper Envelope: Self seal because no one wants your spit, square flap.
-Printed on heavyweight, sustainably sourced paper stock cuz we're responsible .
-Each card is scored, ensuring a clean fold so you LOOK like you care.
-Blank inside for you to write a fucking message.
-Comes inside a protective cellophane sleeve - no glove, no love!